Home Improvement
To misquote Arlo Guthrie[a]:
So we took screwdrivers and hammers and implements of destruction and headed on to Ikea.
Curtains and Carpets and Lights
Shark
IKEA has some cool plush toys. Among them a shark. Tony and Mona thought we looked so good together that they bought one for me.
What to name it, then? Well, there seems to be a trend in naming sharks [b] after a certain Australian actress[c]. But since I want to maintain good relations with similarly[d] named[e] people, the name is simply "Shark".
Links
http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/parton/2/alice.html | |
https://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=14&click_id=143&art_id=vn20051009102633708C866987 | |
https://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4418/Events/4418/NicoleKidm_Grani_7760276_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Kidman,%20Nicole | |
https://monochrome.sutic.nu/2005/11/05/nicola.jpg | |
https://monochrome.sutic.nu/2005/12/26/882107110303_0_BG.jpg |