Home Improvement
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To misquote Arlo Guthrie[a]:
So we took screwdrivers and hammers and implements of destruction and headed on to Ikea.
Curtains and Carpets and Lights
Shark
IKEA has some cool plush toys. Among them a shark. Tony and Mona thought we looked so good together that they bought one for me.
What to name it, then? Well, there seems to be a trend in naming sharks [b] after a certain Australian actress[c]. But since I want to maintain good relations with similarly[d] named[e] people, the name is simply "Shark".